Possible Goverment Motors lineup choices 23 Jul 2009 @ 11:07
Posted by Supreme General Rayegun in : Humor, Life in the Southern Command HQ , trackbackWe all know that the Al-Obambi guvmint “really doesn’t want to be in the car business” as Jugears McHopenchange Messiah himself bespoke some few days ago. Wellllll, the crack super-duper secret intelligentsia folks here at the Southern Command have unearthed some spy shots of just what we’ll all be FORCED to drive soon.
You HAVE been warned.
SPEW warnings that is.
It seems they have reported that this “new” lineup of cars really isn’t all that new. The new cars seem to be based on this chassis and frame:
I know, I know. You’re over there on the other side of the monitor screaming “WHAT ABOUT CHOICE GENERAL!!!” Fear not denizen, Guvmint Motors got choice. Check out these FANTASTIC picks:
The Smorvette
The Smaudi A3 AWD
The Smamborghini
The Smorsche
The Smerrari
And last, but certainly not the least:
The Smustang
Stay tuned for more new cars from *YOUR* Guvmint Motors!
H/T for this goes to the Southern Command distinguished visitor Markie Mark.
Reminder: You HAVE been warned.
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