News from the South 14 Apr 2010 @ 06:00
Posted by Supreme General Rayegun in : Life in the Southern Command HQ , add a commentI don’t know about the rest of ya’ll, but we here at the Southern Command have just spend the last few weeks trying to UNBURY the whole base from of all things…….
KORRIOTH: Tribbles?
SG RAYEGUN: No you knucklehead, not tribbles!
K’HADIBAK’H: The hangover of the century from Romulan Ale?
SG RAYEGUN: You wish, ya perpetual drunkard!
MERLIN: Taxes?
SG RAYEGUN: No, but I’ll get back to you on that one this Thursday AFTER I’ve mailed in my check.
No folks, quite literally the whole base has been buried either under a blanket of that lovely limon-yellow (yes, that was intentional) substance called oak pollen or the OTHER lovely discharge from the oak tree we here call “oak tag”. Word of advance, DO NOT attempt to wash the General’s official conveyance (or any vehicle for that matter) when either of the oak snot is being discharged. It’s just a waste of water.
We’re still kicking down here at the Southern Command. Mrs. General Rayegun is insisting that a larger portion of the base’s annual budget needs to be spent on “weapons of a strong defense” and given the carcinogenic eminations being spewn on the entire country from that Hell-hole called Washington D.C. there are some serious considerations being investigated by the base planners. As well as increasing the amount of personal protection both the Generalette and myself have made available to us. Poste haste no less.
Here are the random firings of the neurons for the day:
- Continue to pray for the families of the miner’s in West Virginia, their grief cannot be overlooked.
- Hitlary + SCOTUS = Babylon on American soil (thankfully this will not happen)
- So nearly 50% of Americans didn’t pay anything to the IRS in 2009, yet somehow the all-knowing, ever-benevolent (*cough cough gag gag*) goverment wants to ADD SIXTEEN THOUSAND IRS AGENTS just for the express purpose of auditing us to be sure we’re enjoying ObamaCare(lessly)?? I’ve said it once, I’ll say it again — Get the fark outta my wallet Washington!
- The more we read about it, the more everyone here on base wants to see a flat tax (of no more than 15%) be enacted NOW. It’s waaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy past time to get rid of the 80,000+ pages of bloat and corruption called the Federal Tax Code.
- Finally, yes Washington CHARACTER DOES MATTER. And no, we do not want to have ANYTHING to do with a SOCIALIST DEMOCRACY…..WE THE PEOPLE prefer our CONSTITUTIONAL REPUBLIC and WE THE PEOPLE will be taking it back real soon now. Ya hear?!!!!!
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