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Photographic proof 30 Dec 2012 @ 19:54

Posted by Supreme General Rayegun in : Humor , comments closed

Here’s the proof we needed to link Al-Obambi with the godfather of the socialist-marxist utopia that the progressives are salivating for:

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And so it begins…. 1 Apr 2011 @ 06:13

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Believe it?

Well don’t…..it’s Google’s fun-loving side coming out for April Fool’s Day.

Like that one? You should check out what ThinkGeek has done this year!!!

Now go out and find your own geek pranks! That’s an ORDER!

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Bad Monday or Benny Hill? 7 Mar 2011 @ 17:54

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You decide.

Then let us know by voting in the poll here.

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The way it SHOULD have gone down 8 Jan 2011 @ 12:08

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(h/t to Southern Command Senior Radar Technologist Lt. Marky Mark via FB)

The entire Battle Staff has been replaying this video for the past hour or so almost constantly. It’s getting funnier every time!!

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First good laugh of the year 6 Jan 2011 @ 07:07

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This just in from the estate of Elizabeth Edwards:

“All of my furniture, furnishings, household goods, jewelry, china, silverware and personal effects and any automobiles owned by me at the time of my death, I give and bequeath to my children,” the will stated.

There was no mention of her husband in the five-page document.

You can bet the Breck Boy ain’t feelin’ the love no mo.

And while we’re on the subject of a good laugh, check out this video. It’ll give you Crackberry addicts a new perspective on your electronic leash.

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Where’s the cries for pet health insurance reform??? 2 Oct 2010 @ 07:30

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A woman brought a very limp duck to a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird’s chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, “I’m sorry, Ma’am, but your duck, Cuddles, has passed away.”

The distressed woman wailed, “Are you sure?”

“Yes, I am sure. Your duck is dead,” replied the vet.

“How can you be so sure?” she protested. “I mean, you haven’t done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something.”

The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room. He returned a few minutes later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck’s owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom.

He then looked up at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head. The vet patted the dog on the head and took it out of the room.

A few minutes later he returned with a cat. The cat jumped on the table and also delicately sniffed the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room.

The vet looked at the woman and said, “I’m sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck.”

The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman.

The duck’s owner, still in shock, took the bill. “$150!” she cried, “$150 just to tell me my duck is dead!”

The vet shrugged, “I’m sorry. If you had just taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it’s now $150.”

Line Of The Day&#153 8 Aug 2010 @ 09:30

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Honk if you’ve seen this Hummer!

Gotta love it!!!

Funnies: New Years Edition 31 Dec 2009 @ 14:36

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Found this one over at Andrew Breitbart’s (e.g Breitbart TV) BigGovernment.com site.

Gotta love it!!!

Funnies: New Years Edition.

As we rejoin our show (already in progress) 17 Aug 2009 @ 21:21

Posted by Supreme General Rayegun in : Humor, Life in the Southern Command HQ , comments closed

As our cameras fade in from back, we see the scene is the Southern Command Battlestaff War Room.

Supreme General Rayegun and his XO are clearly discussing something of high level importance and it appears that it also is something that has a shortish deadline that is rapidly approaching. As we zoom in closer, the XO, Major Picardy is speaking:

[XO]: Are you sure about this General? You would be going out in public with relatively little visible protection. Has the Generalette agreed with this?

[SG Rayegun]: Yes XO, I’m very certain about this and it was the Generalette’s idea to do this in the first place!

[XO]: Understood sir. What are your orders?

[SG Rayegun]: Get Venomous on the horn, he’ll want in on this and anyways it’s in his sector.

[XO]: Yessir. I will advise once he is on the comm.

Our cameras fade to black again.

So what is this mysterious semi-covert operation being planned? Why would the General need Darth Venomous’ assistance on this? And what could be going on in Darth’s own backyard that he hasn’t said anything about?

Stay tuned next week, as we learn more about the mysterious meeting.

Possible Goverment Motors lineup choices 23 Jul 2009 @ 11:07

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We all know that the Al-Obambi guvmint “really doesn’t want to be in the car business” as Jugears McHopenchange Messiah himself bespoke some few days ago. Wellllll, the crack super-duper secret intelligentsia folks here at the Southern Command have unearthed some spy shots of just what we’ll all be FORCED to drive soon.

You HAVE been warned.

SPEW warnings that is.

It seems they have reported that this “new” lineup of cars really isn’t all that new. The new cars seem to be based on this chassis and frame:

I know, I know. You’re over there on the other side of the monitor screaming “WHAT ABOUT CHOICE GENERAL!!!” Fear not denizen, Guvmint Motors got choice. Check out these FANTASTIC picks:

 

The Smorvette

The Smorvette

 

The Smaudi A3 AWD

The Smaudi A3 AWD

 

The Smamborghini

The Smamborghini

 

The Smorsche

The Smorsche

 

The Smerrari

The Smerrari

 

And last, but certainly not the least:

The Smustang

The Smustang

Stay tuned for more new cars from *YOUR* Guvmint Motors!

H/T for this goes to the Southern Command distinguished visitor Markie Mark.

Reminder: You HAVE been warned.