Think this is the last time we’ll see this? 10 Aug 2011 @ 20:28Posted by Supreme General Rayegun in : I'm callin' SHENANIGINS , add a comment
Don’t know about the rest of you, but I’m fairly certain that thanks to all the farking “social justice” being spewed out by the Demonscums over the past couple of years, this sort of Bravo Sierra will INCREASE as the “fundamental transformation” continues under Dictator-for life-wannabe Al-Obambi.
First it was tossing out prayer and faith, then family values, then the definition of marriage, followed by corrupting our kids. Now we have another case of just plain ol’ no respect for human decency….well, just plain no respect at all. Just how far down into the pits of HELL are we going to watch our country fall into before WE THE PEOPLE fight back?
Yeah, I know I’m preaching to the choir….once again….for the umpteenth time.
All I have left to say is pray…..pray A LOT!!!
They did it again 28 Jul 2011 @ 17:30Posted by Supreme General Rayegun in : Enviroweenies , add a comment
Someone has ONE AGAIN proven that the Goreacle, a.k.a. OwlBore, has been lying.
I know, I know….tell us something we all DIDN’T know.
This time, the folks doing the telling are the neighbors just south of the Southern Command – NASA. Seems a couple of their rocket scientists have laid their version of a smackdown on the Goreacle cultists.
NASA satellite data from the years 2000 through 2011 show the Earth’s atmosphere is allowing far more heat to be released into space than alarmist computer models have predicted, reports a new study in the peer-reviewed science journal Remote Sensing. The study indicates far less future global warming will occur than United Nations computer models have predicted, and supports prior studies indicating increases in atmospheric carbon dioxide trap far less heat than alarmists have claimed.
That last sentence got a smirk outta me. I got to thinking “Who’s holding the doo-doo bag now Goreacle?”
But wait, it gets better!!
Alarmist computer models assume human carbon dioxide emissions indirectly cause substantial increases in atmospheric humidity and cirrus clouds (each of which are very effective at trapping heat), but real-world data have long shown that carbon dioxide emissions are not causing as much atmospheric humidity and cirrus clouds as the alarmist computer models have predicted.
Great info and all, but the really good part is knowing that the cultists are in some corner huddled in the fetal position sucking their thumb!!!
SIDE NOTE: Yeah, the reporter for Forbes that wrote this is stuck on the word “alarmist”. -1 on diction.
Real-world measurements, however, show far less heat is being trapped in the earth’s atmosphere than the alarmist computer models predict, and far more heat is escaping into space than the alarmist computer models predict.
The one thing that kept coming back to me as I read this article was, “Did they include measurements from over DC and WhollyWeird cause that’s a lotta hot air that gets generated from those two parcels of land”. Then again, there’s the explanation for the heat dome we’ve all been hearing so much about these past couple of weeks.
Fourty Percent 26 Jul 2011 @ 19:50Posted by Supreme General Rayegun in : Gubmint, I'm callin' SHENANIGINS , add a comment
Ponder this denizens. Ponder it for more than ohhhh…
Two farking nanoseconds….and BLOOD WILL SHOOT FROM YOUR EYES!!!
From George Washington through George W. Bush, Dictator Wannabe Obambi has outspent them all by FOURTY PERCENT. In just the first TWO YEARS of his FIRST TERM!
And just as a reminder, it’s $14.5 TRILLION and counting.
God help us
What is this????? 5 Jun 2011 @ 16:40Posted by Supreme General Rayegun in : Radar Blip , add a comment
Over the past 30 minutes or so, the Southern Command has experienced something rarely heard in these parts lately. Yes something so infrequent I had to get the R&D staff to scour the Intertubes to verify this phenomenon.
This what they discovered.
The following information was located at the Merriam Webster website and give us this result from their search engine:
Definition of THUNDER
: the sound that follows a flash of lightning and is caused by sudden expansion of the air in the path of the electrical discharge
This search originated after several instances of said phenomenon occurred and so severely upset the force protection canines at the HQ Security Forces kennel that the kennel master got so worried he actually used the RED PHONE to contact the General. Upsetting indeed because the General was napping and DOES NOT take kindly to interruptions to his Sunday afternoon nap.
Since the R&D staff was already at work, I insisted they research any OTHER unusual occurrences that could follow said phenomenon and this is what they mutually agreed COULD follow the above mentioned:
noun, often attributive \ˈrān\
Definition of RAIN
a : water falling in drops condensed from vapor in the atmosphere
b : the descent of this water
If any further developments happen, be sure that we the staff of the Southern Command will promptly inform you. For now, you can return to your normal comings and goings.
Excuse my personal geekfest 22 May 2011 @ 20:40Posted by Supreme General Rayegun in : Technobabble , add a comment
Here’s just the splashy numbers:
There are SSDs and then there are SSDs — the Texas Memory Systems (TMS) RamSan-70 is definitely the latter, packing 900GB of high-speed SLC NAND flash onto a single half-length PCIe card. Boasting an incredible 2GB-per-second sustained external throughput, this near-terabyte solid state drive is clearly overkill for most of us, considering that it’s guaranteed to have a sky-high price (once details are released). Instead, the “900GB Gorilla,” as it’s come to be known around TMS HQ, is destined for high-end servers — though we certainly wouldn’t object to clearing out a slot in our desktop, if by some miracle we can afford this monster when it starts shipping in four to eight weeks.
Oh. Emm. Gee!!!!
The manufacturer lovingly calls it the “900GB Gorilla”. Although pricing will clearly put it out of the range of basically everything except the high-end server market….it would be seriously SUH-WEEET in a desktop case near the Command Bunker. Guess the General is going to need to put in the Purchase Order Request later this summer when this gem is available on the market.
IN MEMORIAM: Randy “Macho Man” Savage (1955 – 2011) 20 May 2011 @ 12:34Posted by Supreme General Rayegun in : In Memoriam , add a comment
Not much of a WWF fan, but I know Macho Man Savage was a good guy.
Reports out of Florida (from the TMZ article) said he had a massive heart attack while driving his Jeep Wrangler, crossed over the opposing lane of traffic and hit a tree head on. Both he and his wife of one year were wearing seat belts. She is fine.
Being that the General has done rotations in hospital Emergency Rooms, he can say with a fair amount of certainty that the autopsy will not be pretty.
Prayers go out to Mrs. Savage and his fans.
BREAKING: Osama is dead 1 May 2011 @ 20:44Posted by Supreme General Rayegun in : Breaking News , add a comment
Reports are coming in that the 9:30 CT Presidential speech is going to report that Osama Bin Laden has been killed.
UPDATE 21:47 CT — Pentagon officials via Fox News are stating that the Al Queda leader was killed one week ago in a US military bombing. DNA testing on the body is what was the delay in confirmation was for. No news if he was killed in Afghanistan or Pakistan.
UPDATE 22:10 CT — AP reports that he was killed in a compound in Islamabad, Pakistan.
UPDATE 22:28 CT — Reports on Fox News are saying that it was a covert US ground operation in Pakistan that took out Bin Laden and that’s how the body was retrieved for DNA testing.
What should this tell the rest of the world? Plain and simple. We.WILL.FIND.YOU!!!!!
UPDATE 22:35 CT — President is now commenting on the news.
UPDATE 10:00 5/2/2011 — Please continue to pray for those members of our military all across the globe, but especially those still in harms way in Pakistan and Afghanistan. As you can imagine, this is GOING to cause retaliation strikes by just about every extremist anti-American group in the region.
BREAKING: No it’s not about the budget… 6 Apr 2011 @ 15:27Posted by Supreme General Rayegun in : Americana, Breaking News , add a comment
…and probably not as newsworthy as the budget debate, so sue me.
It is one of those things that I like to call “Things ta make ya go hmmmmmm” though.
Check out what I’m referring to here and head back here because there’s some insider information below.
Well, now that you’ve read the news here’s the insider stuff. The General and Generalette attended the opening show for Glenn’s Spring tour recently and he had some news he wouldn’t completely divulge but did give some REALLY strong hints about. The crack intel team here at the base tells me that this move is not completely outside of what Glenn hinted at, and actually provides more proof that other major changes are probable.
Glenn stated that while this wasn’t his first trip to the Southern Command surveillance area, it wasn’t going to be his last and in fact he said he couldn’t rule out that moving to this part of the country wouldn’t be a bad idea. At this point the Generalette and I looked at each other and almost simultaneously exclaimed “Hot DAMN”. Rush has already moved his complete operations to the Southern Command Southeastern Sector (aka Florida), so it makes sense that Glenn would also potentially want to move shop to more hospitable surroundings here south of the Mason-Dixon Line.
Darth, Glenn stated that offers of steaks and copious quantities of beef have been extended to his offices if they were to move to your overwatch sector. Would you have anything to do with them???? Just be advised, the Southern Command has a highly more coveted product (for Glenn) that is manufactured almost nearly in our literal backyard. The General will personally visit this manufacturer to ensure several 53′ semi-trailers of their product gets delivered to the Mercury Radio Arts offices if they decide to move into the protection of the Southern Command. So yes, it’s on!!!
Folks, basically what is one thing that is keeping Glenn and his staff in NYC? The television show. It’s a network show, the network offices and studios are there in NYC. If there’s no TV show, there’s no reason to stay in one of the most heavily taxed cities, county, and states in the country (if not THE most heavily taxed). As I said earlier, Rush moved his operations to Florida many moons ago and has proven repeatedly that a conservative radio talk show does not have to originate out of NYC or Californication in order to work efficiently. Just to get away from all the taxation (without representation).
We here at the Southern Command look forward to whatever Glenn and his staff decide to do or move to. It just needs to be down here is all. PERIOD.
And so it begins…. 1 Apr 2011 @ 06:13Posted by Supreme General Rayegun in : Humor , add a comment
Well don’t…..it’s Google’s fun-loving side coming out for April Fool’s Day.
Like that one? You should check out what ThinkGeek has done this year!!!
Now go out and find your own geek pranks! That’s an ORDER!
Leave it to the Brits (UPDATED) 27 Mar 2011 @ 21:12Posted by Supreme General Rayegun in : Gubmint, I'm callin' SHENANIGINS , add a comment
In any court of law in America, this is commonly known as “kidnapping”. Typically a major felony offense that usually will get quite a few years in a hardcore penitentiary.
Will that happen in this case?
Do we really need to consult Vegas odds-makers on this one?????
I hope the lawyers at the Orlando Sentinel have a field day with the whole lot of them…all the way up to the Vice Doofus himself!
UPDATE: (0700 28 Mar 2011): It seems that Camp Biden feels sowwy for their boo boo and apparently apologizes here. Will the Orlando Sentinel sue, I certainly hope so. Will Scott Powers sue, he damn well should. Will it happen? See my reference to the Vegas odds-makers above.