Keithy-weefy calls for mommy 23 Jan 2011 @ 09:12Posted by Supreme General Rayegun in : Lame Stream/Lapdog Media , comments closed
So back on Friday, the news that Keithy-weefy Olberman has jumped shark and severed his contract with the illustrious (P)MSNBC. Just when things were going soooooo welll. Not.
Even the Associated Piss found out that (P)MSNBC and Keithy-weefy weren’t BFFs.
Keith Olbermann’s exit from MSNBC appeared abrupt to viewers of his show, but the TV news commentator and his network were involved “in a relationship that’s been failing for a long time,” an NBC Universal executive said Saturday.
Sounds like the execs at the network were tired of cleaning up the trash Keithy-weefy caused from all of his barking moonbat excrement.
Olbermann was nearly fired in November but instead was suspended for two days without pay for violating an NBC News policy by donating to the political campaigns of three Democratic candidates, including the congressional campaign of Arizona Rep. Gabrielle Giffords. He returned and apologized to his fans, but not the network.
Gee, guess that kinda confirms that the execs decided they weren’t gonna play janitor no more.
I have a couple of theories on the the REAL reason Keithy-weefy is now finding himself in the unemployment line.
First, Keithy-weefy was SOOOOOOOOO sure he was getting the well-used leather chair over at the Communist News Network and fill the spot recently vacated by another old dude that when CNN announced that the spot was filled by Piers Morgan ol’ Keithy-weefy didn’t understand the irony that just bitchslapped him.
Second, and more probable IMHO, is that he knew The Onion was about to start up their news show this week and just could not bear the thought of giving them volumes of free material to work with that he had to get outta town before the last stagecoach departed. Yup, The Onion News Network is kicking off it’s cable show this Friday the 28th at 9pm ET on IFC.
Finally, all I gotta say is “BUH BYE Keithy-weefy.” That’s one less progressive screaming his mantra on the airwaves.
Having a bad day, Nancy????? 5 Jan 2011 @ 17:58Posted by Supreme General Rayegun in : Gubmint , comments closed
Gee, you’d think some one is having a bad day….. could this be evidence or maybe this video below is the cause of it all??
Yeah, I’m thinking the video has got her peeved pretty much.
Then again, this probably has got her fairly torqued off. (Note: be sure to check out Rep. Wasserman’s facial expression in the lead photo…gotta love it!)
Let the purge begin…..and a Veteran’s Day note 11 Nov 2010 @ 22:54Posted by Supreme General Rayegun in : Life in the Southern Command HQ , comments closed
Seeing that some sort of tribble has crawled waaaaayyyyyy too far up Darth’s arse butt backside, and I really don’t have much else to put up then here goes….
Don’t know how many of you out there have AT&T u-Verse for your television viewing service (or any of their bundles), but they recently pulled one on all of their TV subscribers that pissed off the Generalette so much that I had to put in the calls the very next day to make other arrangements.
Here’s the jist of the story. Seems last week that the broadcast rights contract between AT&T and Scripps Networks LLC reached its conclusion and negotiations that had been ongoing had reached an impasse (gee, where have we heard THAT shtick before???). The usual mud-slinging commenced. AT&T claimed that Scripps was demanding too much in royalties and fees. Scripps countered that AT&T was demanding that they basically be given all-out total ownership rights to the Scripps footage.
At this point I’m betting you’re going, “So who the heck is Scripps Networks LLC”? Well, they are the media service that owns the channels like HGTV, DIY channel, The Food Network, The Cooking Channel, and GAC. Well four of the five networks consist of about 70% of the viewing time here in the General’s household. So that can sort of clearly explain why the Generalette was boiling. We’ve also been dealing with a 3 month long episode of flaky system freeze ups that affected all of the services we were getting through AT&T. Needless to say, we both felt this latest annoyance was the last straw.
AT&T doesn’t know it yet, but they are being purged from the Southern Command. Completely. As in 100% hasta la vista, baby. As of 1700 hours today, the ISP and telephone services have been replaced with other providers. The ISP service was replaced with one that for just pennies more a day we have now increased our download speeds by 150%. The telephone service cost was reduced by 20%. The television service will be replaced tomorrow with a new provider who will have a package that has 5% more channels than the u-Verse package, while reducing our costs by nearly 50%.
Ain’t the free market just grand!!!!!
And not to trivialize the day with small things, lest we forget how we as Americans are afforded the ability to have such a free market society. With all proper pomp and circumstance, with strict concordence to protocol and etiquette all of us here at the Southern Command salute each and every man and woman who have served, or are currently serving in the Army, Army National Guard, Army Reserves, Navy, Naval Reserves, Marines, Air Force, Air National Guard, Air Force Reserves, or Coast Guard. Without the sacrifice and blood, sweat, and tears that each of you have given to this great country of ours — we the citizens of this land would not enjoy the freedoms we our offered each and every day of our lives, not over the past 230+ years, not today, nor into tomorrow.
The Southern Command also offers up a special salute to our brothers and sisters of the United States Marine Corps as they continue to celebrate their 235th year of protecting these United States of America. All of us here are certainly proud of their service and vigilance to this country and the Constitution.
God Bless America!